Why settle for boring little cards when you can upgrade your outrage? With S.L.A.P.P. you

don’t just leave a note — you leave a statement. 

 
Cards blow away. Notices get ignored. These super-sticky pads stay put right where they belong — 

on the driver’s side window. Impossible to miss. Impossible to forget. 
 
4 escalating pads — Mild, Mad, Madder, and Maddest — so you can perfectly match your note to

the level of parking stupidity: 
 

🚗 Mild -  I'm "mildly" annoyed, but I'm still letting them know how stupid
                  they parked. 

🚗 Mad – "Ok, I'm a little mad," but maybe this person was in a hurry, so I'll give
                   them a break (this time). 

🚙 Madder – “Nope. You parked like this on purpose.” You deserve my petty justice!

 
🚚 Maddest – “Congratulations, you’ve earned my full fury!"

                            Enjoy your mega S.L.A.P.P! 
 
✔ Super-Sticky Guarantee – engineered to cling tight, never flap away. 
✔ 3x4 Size – bigger than a Post-it, bold enough to make your point. 
✔ 25 Sheets Per Pad (75 Total) – plenty of ammo for parking wars. 
✔ Portable Petty Justice – stash in your glove box, bag, or pocket for instant S.L.A.P.P-ng. 
✔ Perfect Gift – under $20, hilarious gag gift for coworkers, friends, or anyone who’s sick of parking clowns.